Relaunch in 3… 2… 1… Relaunch is GO! by jimmycanuck
February 4, 2007, 9:29 pm
Filed under: blog news

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, it is my distinguished honor and pleasure to present to you the new and improved flotsam/jetsam, or as we’re calling it nowadays…



The Saturday Report – Week Ending 01/05/07 by jimmycanuck
January 6, 2007, 9:40 am
Filed under: Uncategorized

Sorry for the late post, folks.  It’s been a crazy week and I’m a little behind across the board.  I guess I’ll start making it a Saturday report instead.  No news this week, just posts;

The Thursday Report – Week Ending 12/27/06 by jimmycanuck
December 28, 2006, 8:30 am
Filed under: blog news, links

It’s been a week of both crazy and calm.  Crazy on the behind the scenes – the new fj revamp kicked into overdrive this week as we began to assemble a bigger team and finally purchased our new domain name.  It’s not what you’ll be expecting, but it’s not far off.  The site will be undergoing a slight name change, but don’t worry, it’s more evolution than revolution.  Maybe when we have the new logo together we’ll post it here and announce it.  We’ll see.  😉

I’ve also spent a lot of my week getting some behind the scenes work done with bbps.  I’ll keep hush hush on some of that because it’s not really my place to broadcast their business, but I’ll just say that it’s kept me on my toes.

The calm side of things?  That’d be the posts.  Between all of the above and, of course, the holidays, my posting duties have been a little light this week.  Here’s the rundown;

The Thurday Report – Week Ending 12/20/06 by jimmycanuck
December 21, 2006, 1:32 am
Filed under: blog news, links

t’s been quite a busy week for the old jimmer.  Here’s a quick summary of the weeks highlights;

Things kicked off with an interview with Elliot Hanson, a modder who is recreating New York City brick for brick in SimCity 4.  A few days later I posted my second entry in my new weekly column In The Year 2000this week it was all about the trojan horse that is Xbox Live.  After that I began my week long series Last Minute Shopping Ideas over at SmartCanucks which as kept me pretty busy.  The week wasn’t all about editorial content, though.  I found myself breaking not one, but two stories on our dear old interweb.  I was the first blogger to bring the broken nature of Military Madness to light, and after speaking with my PR pal over at Telltale Games I was the first to bring info of possible Mac and Live Arcade version of the new Sam and Max games to the masses.  I also had time to throw a couple of reviews into the mix –Assault Heroess on Xbox Live Arcade and the new Sam and Max game for the PC, Situation Comedy.  Reviewing Assault Heroes was no big deal, but Situation Comedy marked apretty big milestone for me.  It’s the first game that I’ve reviewed before its release.  Snazzy, huh?  I’ve never had to sit on a review until an embargo was lifted, but I’ve got to admit, it’s a pretty nice feeling.

So yeah, all in all, a pretty good week.  🙂 

Here’s the complete rundown;

Oh – and I read the best post the other day about being a better blogger, so I thought I should share..

The Thursday Report – week Ending 12/13/06 by jimmycanuck
December 14, 2006, 11:11 am
Filed under: blog news, links

Hi folks!  Long time, no speak.  Things are coming along really well for your old pal jimmycanuck in the blogosphere, both in and out of f/j.  We’re still on track for an early spring relaunch here, but I’ve come up with a little something to occupy us all in the meantime.

Every Thursday morning I will bring to you, the flotsam/jetsam nation, a recap of the past weeks events.  This means news of relaunch progress here at f/j, news of my life as a blogger outside of these walls, and links to all of the writing I’ve done in the past week.  This first post will be a little link heavy because I’ll be linking to everything in the past week as well as highlights of what I’ve done since shutting down f/j.  I guess that’s what I get for not coming up with this idea earler.

Ok – two big bits of news for this week; 

News #1 – Not only am I writing for thebbps.com, but I’m pleased as punch to announce that I’ve also joined the writing staff over at SmartCanucks.ca!  It’s my first paying gig, so I think we can safely say that I’m jumped from the realm of amateur to professional blogger.  Very exciting stuff!

News #2 – We’ve had a good friend of the site volunteer to take over the tech-related site admin duties for the relaunch.  This week he and I will begin the long and arduous project of giving the site a fresh new look.  Unfortunately as we’ve come to realize that the site might need a fresh new name too.  Just about every “flotsamjetsam” domain worth having (com/org/net) has been taken.  Still, I won’t abandon the f/j title until we find something better.  If you have any suggestions, feel free to email me.  If we use it, we’ll make sure to recognize your contribution in our inaugural post after the relaunch.  Also – we’re still looking for some writers to join the fold (and will probably be looking to do so ongoing basis) so if you think you’d be a good fit, get in touch with me with a link to your blog or a sample of your writing and we’ll see what we can do.

This Week’s Posts

Earlier Post Highlights

Ladies and Gentlemen, the clown show has been put on hiatus for retooling. by jimmycanuck
December 7, 2006, 1:47 pm
Filed under: blog news

It’s been pretty quite around here lately, eh?  Sorry about that.  I’ve been busy, but that’s no excuse.  The truth of the matter is, I’ve spent the past week or so figuring out exactly what should be done with flotsam/jetsam.  I love writing this blog, and as near as I can tell, a lot of you enjoy reading it.  Unfortunately adding my duties over at bitsbytespixelssprites.com to my list of daily responsibilities means something had to be pushed out to make room, and as much as I didn’t want it to, it became f/j.  So like I said, I’ve been thinking about what the best course of action might be.  The easy thing to do would be to walk away, but despite my previous blogging efforts, that’s not my style anymore.  Rather than scrap f/j all together and focus on the other parts of my bloggerly life, I’ve decided it’s time for this place to have a makeover.  A major makeover.  As such, you won’t be hearing much from me over the next few months.  Sorry about that people.  My goal is to have everything up and running in the spring.  But what could possibly take that long to put together?  What will all of these changes be?

  • – we’ll be getting an actual domain
  • – we’ll be doing a complete visual overhaul – something original, not some template wordpress.com forced upon me.
  • – we’ll actually become a “we” – rather than being a blog written, managed, and mauled entirely by yours truly, I’ll be assembling a  team of like-minded miscreants over the next few weeks to help me bringf f/j into the 2007’s.
  • – we’ll be laying the groundwork for features that we’ll bring about in late 2007 – specifially podcasting and forums.

Now here’s where you come in.  I can’t do all of this alone.  I’m going to need an experienced Site Administrator.  I’m going to need someone who can give the site an original visual polish.  I’m going to need an artist who can work with that person.  I’m going to need writers.  Lots of writers.  Myself included, I’m going to be looking for 5 regular contributors, and as many quality guest bloggers who can pop in once a week as I can find.  Going forward, flotsam/jetsam is going to be a community effort.  If there’s anything you feel you’d like to help out with, any role you’d like to fill, send me an email and we’ll discuss it.

Even though the spitshine is different, the shoes will still be the same.  You can expect the same kind of pop culture oddities, irreverant humour, and nonsensical ramblings you’ve come to expect from flotsam/jetsam.  The only difference is you’ll be getting more of all of them. 

Thanks to everyone out there for making this one of the fastest growing on wordpress.com.   It’s going to be a quiet winter around here, but bundle up tight and I’m sure we’ll all pull through.  Here’s to hoping that the next time you hear from me, it’ll be with a new URL all our own.

  • Your Mom’s Box,
  • Jim Squires (aka jimmycanuck)

Dear Tide… by jimmycanuck
November 28, 2006, 11:06 am
Filed under: random nonsense

I came across this on the forums at SmartCanucks and I just had to share;

“Dear Tide:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people. ”

I know – it’s the same sort of crap that I’d normally give people shit for spamming my inbox with, but for some ungodly reason this one just tickled my funny bone.